I was 20. We’re just gonna get that out of the way so you don’t make fun of me in the pictures. I mean, it was only three years ago, but a lot changes from 20 to 23.
Helene had this amazeballs idea for a link up where we all talk about our worldly (or not so worldly) travels. So today I will fill you in on a little cruise I took. It’s also the only time I’ve been out of the country. GASP!
|This is me winning the sh*t out of that contest. And looking at that guy like, “Really?”|
Oh, I should mention — this was a Christmas cruise. Not important, but it adds to the ambiance.
Unfortunately, I don’t really have any funny stories about the trip because I was too busy being a badass and winning everything. Although, I was hanging out with a friend I met on the ship (yes, a boy) and some children were running around unattended. We were standing there alone and this kid comes busting out of some door that I was totally unaware of, and all of a sudden I hear him say, “Oh sorry dude. Didn’t mean to cockblock you.” I just about lost my shtuff. Hilarious. Kid, you’re twelve. Where did you learn that? Who are your parents? Where are your parents?
|See? Barely made it out of the USA.|
And that about concludes my cruise story. Mostly it was just five days of eating, lounging, dressing up, walking around, and then more walking around. But I highly recommend it.